Barbie Collectibles

Only if you need some warped humor...?

I need advice on what to do....I've been married for near 4yrs and recently my wife started making me strip and sing I'm a little tea pot if I wanted sex. If I want oral I have to wear high heels and lipstick and sing "I'm a barbie girl" while she does it. If I mess up she bites. Last night she made me sing "little red corvette" and she used her vibrator on my ***. Is this normal?? Let the opinions roll. Yeah, it's pretty warped but I've been bored outta my mind all day. And I know my wfie will see, and post something to make me laugh
I have this odd feeling women will start getting ideas.......Oh well I'm looking forward to some good responses.
Yeah, the teapot dance has to be done. Where's the humiliation if it wasn't.
In all fairness I ask that you rate the answers, as it will be hard for me to choose the best on my own.
of course I can sing.

That is so funny!!

Hey does your wife give lessons?

The world would be a better place if we *Ladies* had that much control over our spouses. LOL
I've always wondered if the whips and chains worked at all but at least I know the singing tea pot dance works now. LOL

Hey, its OK.

Sometimes we all gotta do what we gotta do!!
(most of us just don't admit to it, so don't listen to the comment about growing a pair, cause you posted it in the first place so in my opinion you have a bigger pair than most others.) LOL

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Red Corvette $29.99 Jim Cihula Red Corvette - Photographic Print

Lil' Red Corvette $29.99 Wolf Yoder Lil' Red Corvette - Photographic Print

Used Warwick Corvette Std Red $699.99 In Store Used USED WARWICK CORVETTE STD RED

Used Warwick Corvette Fna(Trans Red) $900 In Store Used USED WARWICK CORVETTE FNA(TRANS RED)

Used Warwick Corvette Standard 4Str Red Stain $639.99 In Store Used USED WARWICK CORVETTE STANDARD 4STR RED STAIN

Barbie Dolls of the World China Doll $31.99 Ni hao, Barbie! Barbie is elegant in her red gown and geisha look. Barbie Doll just loves pandas... see! Includes a passport and sticker sheet to record Barbie's travels. Barbie from China wears an Asian-inspired gown of red "silk," embroidered with flowers and leaves in gold and black with touches of orange, pink, and blue. Her shoes are traditional geta, her jewelry (gold bangle bracelets and red "jewel" drop earrings) is timeless, and her hair evokes a geisha. She's even accompanied by a panda that snuggles on her hip! The Barbie Dolls of the World China Doll also comes with accessories to add play value. They include a passport and sticker sheet to help record Barbie's travels. The doll stands about 11 1/2-inches tall, but cannot stand alone. Ages 6 and up. Barbie is loved around the world, and this collection returns the love with Barbie dressed in aspirational versions of ancestral dress from various countries.

Barbie Silkstone Francie Doll $78.99 Barbie's fun and fabulous cousin! Order the Barbie Gold Label Silkstone Francie Doll! For the first time ever, Francie sports a Silkstone body! Francie Fairchild is Barbie's fun and fabulous cousin, and we've missed her whimsical style. Fresh as a daisy and fancy free, she's finally back in this Barbie Gold Label Doll, dressed in a smashing miniskirt suit and matching hat in striking red-and-white check! Now-- for the first time ever-- Francie sports a Silkstone body and comes with a poodle. So modern! Doll stands approximately 11 1/2-inches tall. No more than 5,000 made worldwide and comes with its very own Certificate of Authenticity.

Barbie $19.99 Barbie - Wall Decal

Barbie Dolls of the World Ireland Doll $31.99 This Barbie Doll will have you seeing green! When Irish eyes are smiling... it's Barbie! Barbie has the luck of the Irish! Barbie from Ireland displays her heritage in a traditional green dress with laced bodice, short white puffy sleeves, and "gold" trim. Her green shoes, gorgeous red hair, and Irish setter puppy add touches that make her seem to have all the luck of the Irish! The Barbie Dolls of the World Ireland Doll also comes with accessories to add play value. They include a passport and sticker sheet to help record Barbie's travels. The doll stands about 11 1/2-inches tall, but cannot stand alone. Ages 6 and up. Barbie is loved around the world, and this collection returns the love with Barbie dressed in aspirational versions of ancestral dress from various countries.

2009 Corvette ZR1 Red Diecast 1:18 Jada $34.95 2009 Corvette ZR1 Red Diecast 1:18 Jada

The Red Corvette $2.94 This book is in Used condition

B Elite Designs BEC6ST842 REDL C6 Corvette Happiness with Wheel Design Corvette Tee Shirt Red Large $29.7 Red 100 PreShrunk Cotton C6 Corvette tee shirt featuring 44. Whoever said money can t buy happiness never bought a Corvette.

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Barbie Valentine Glam Doll Mattel $9.99 Barbie and friends want to help share the love so now you can celebrate Valentine s Day with Barbie! This lovely doll comes dressed in a red satin dress with a hint of pink a touch of sparkle and a golden heart charm pendant. She s a great way to show someone how much you care!

Reba McEntire Barbie Doll $34.99 Reba! Country music legend Reba McEntire as a Barbie Doll! In a beautiful red gown inspired by the song "Fancy." One of the world's most successful and beloved recording artists. Reba! Country music legend Reba McEntire appears here as a gorgeous Barbie Doll that wears a red gown with golden glitter accents inspired by "Fancy," Reba's favorite hit song that she performs at the end of every concert. The Reba McEntire Barbie Doll stands about 11 1/2-inches tall, but cannot stand alone. Ages 6 and up. One of the world's most successful and beloved recording artists, Reba McEntire is the only singer to have been named the Country Music Association's Female Vocalist of the Year four times in a row.

Barbie Fashion Model Collection Russia Danya Doll $148.99 This 11 1/2-inch tall Barbie Russia Doll is part of the Barbie Gold Collection. Barbie takes on the culture and romance of Russia! Tradition meets couture in this breathtaking Barbie Darya Doll. Nostrovia, comrades! This Barbie Russia Doll is part of the Barbie Gold Collection. Nostrovia, comrades: a toast to the opulent glamour of Moscow! Fit for a czarina, this Fashion Model Collection Doll's dress of golden embroidery and brilliant red is never square, but daringly romantic. The fashion front demands regal luxury and classic chic as tradition meets couture in this breathtaking Barbie Darya Doll. Order your today! Limited edition of 5,400.

B Elite Designs BDC2EP8016REDM C2 Corvette Embroidered Mens Cutter and Buck Ace Polo Red Medium $60.75 This C2 Corvette Cutter and Buck polo shirt is embroidered with the 19631967 Corvette emblem on the left chest. These Corvette shirts are great on the golf course or at your favorite Corvette event. Color: Red. Size: Medium.

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B Elite Designs BDC2EP8016REDS C2 Corvette Embroidered Mens Cutter and Buck Ace Polo Red Small $60.75 This C2 Corvette Cutter and Buck polo shirt is embroidered with the 19631967 Corvette emblem on the left chest. These Corvette shirts are great on the golf course or at your favorite Corvette event. Color: Red. Size: Small.

B Elite Designs BDC2EP8016REDXXL C2 Corvette Embroidered Mens Cutter and Buck Ace Polo Red XXLarge $60.75 This C2 Corvette Cutter and Buck polo shirt is embroidered with the 19631967 Corvette emblem on the left chest. These Corvette shirts are great on the golf course or at your favorite Corvette event. Color: Red. Size: XXLarge.

B Elite Designs BDC2EP8016REDXL C2 Corvette Embroidered Mens Cutter and Buck Ace Polo Red XLarge $60.75 This C2 Corvette Cutter and Buck polo shirt is embroidered with the 19631967 Corvette emblem on the left chest. These Corvette shirts are great on the golf course or at your favorite Corvette event. Color: Red. Size: XLarge.