Barbie Gets Divorced
One to get you in the gift giving mood,,,,joke...?
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that he needs to get his daughter a Xmas present.......
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asks: 'It's how much?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends...
"and one of Ken's Friends.." - as her new bff, no doubt. Everybody knows Ken's orientation, except apparently Barbie.
Divorced Barbie
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